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urbanrage 

Submitting an entry to urbandictionary.com and not getting accepted. Leading to irrational anger.
John ;; Dammit, my definition doesn't get chosen but they have all this stupid shit!
Jake ;; Woah man, urbanrage much?

I will have urbanrage if this isn't accepted. Which would be completely ironic.
urbanrage by youraverageannika February 6, 2010

Urbanese 

(ur'ba-nEz')

- n.
1. An umbrella term (most often used OUTSIDE the city) encompassing all urban vernacular as one language.

2. Inner-city slang.

- adj.
1. Of or relating to inner-city slang.
'Urban Dictionary is essentially your guide to Urbanese.'
'Rap, gangsta, jive, hood, ghetto, ebonics... it's all Urbanese.'

'Two weeks in the city and she's already speaking urbanese.'
Urbanese by Jacopo October 11, 2007

Urbanastinating

Addictively wasting hours on Urban Dictionary when you have very important, urgent work to do, even though the mental hiatus could result in suspension, contract termination, social expulsion or in some cases death.

(verb) Urbanastinate.
Ryan: "Check out this new word I found on Urban Dictionary last night"
Andrew: "No ways man. Last time I was caught Urbanastinating in my cubicle I was given a final warning"
Ryan: "Dude, thats why I always urbanastinate in the privacy of my own room"
Urbanastinating by Shoodbwerking December 4, 2010
opposite of Urbandouche urbandate is when somone trys to make a definition on urbandictonary about how much they love somebody
Joe: i made jenny an URBANDATE for her birthday
Bob: ...
Bob: nice
Urbandate by Leafman April 18, 2009

urbanated 

to have your definition show up on URBAN DICTIONARY'S home page.
I don't know if I can talk to you anymore, I was urbanated today.
urbanated by Deborah Lee September 10, 2006

Urbandale 

Suberb of Des Moines, Iowa

Home of the Urbandale J-Hawks

A growing city that has held on to its small-town charm.
You can rearrange the letters in "Urbandale" to spell "milf-city"
Urbandale by willywanga April 30, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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