Urbansson 

A male who lost his penis because of all the burn wounds all across his body.
Commonly cause by being burnt a lot.

My god, Max is such an Urbansson, he had to go to the burn center because of his burn wounds.

Urbansson by Brainles5 September 30, 2013

Urbansomnia

When you can't sleep so you decide to help pass the time by going to urbandictionary.com and look up random words.

After several failed attempts to sleep, Jonny's urbansomnia kicked in and he went to urbandictionary.com for an hour before going back to sleep.

Urbansomnia by kick4sparta18 August 22, 2009

urbandonation 

When you're browsing Urbandictionary.com and you see a very old definition that still has little or no votes. You then vote it up out of sympathy, much like in reality when you see a hobo without money.

Jack: Holy fuck, 3 years and this definition has 0 votes? Poor bastard...*gives urbandonation*

urbandonation by Ihopethisnameisnttaken April 2, 2010

Urbanspoon chaser 

One who chooses a restaurant or cafe based solely on its Urbanspoon rating with fervent disregard for any other source of information.

Atticus waited outside Hammer and Tong cafe in Melbourne, Australia for one hour to have breakfast 'cause it got an Urbanspoon rating of 90%. He's such an Urbanspoon chaser!

Urbanspoon chaser by Snappy Legz April 18, 2014

Urbansomnia

When you are incapable of sleeping so you decide to go to urban dictionary to help pass the time.

After several failed attempts to sleep, Jonny's Urbansomnia kicked in, causing him to surf urbandictionary.com for 2 hours.

Urbansomnia by kick4sparta18 August 22, 2009

urbanonymous 

Person in a city who, either by choice or circumstance, becomes invisible to those around him or her.

The millions of homeless men and women in cities who are passed by or ignored daily are urbanonymous. A less obvious example is the person who disconnects with the city (and people within it) by listening to his or her own personal soundscape on a digital media player like an iPod.

urbanonymous by Doug O October 16, 2007

Urbanspoon 

When you or someone you know lays down next to a bum in the city and cuddles with them, also known as spooning.

Tom: Whoa, That bum smells like piss.
John: I dare you to urbanspoon him.
John: I'll buy you beer tonight if you do it.

Urbanspoon by amaxwell01 January 12, 2009