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urbanfuck 

urbanfuck is the casual fucking in an urban evironment. it is also a clever blog on the tumblr machine but that's hardly important.

urbanfuck can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb and a preposition on tuesdays.
Marty: dude, i urbanfucked so hard last night.
Chester: was it any good?
Marty: yeah but we had to do it in an alley behind a dumpster because of all of the people.
Chester: that's fucking disgusting man.
Marty: IT WAS URBANFUCKING AWESOME, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!
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urbandickster 

1. Someone who submits words to urbandictionary.com for consideration of inclusion to their online dictionary.
2. One the editors at urbandictionary.com who decides whether an urbandickster gets his/her word added to the ever expanding list of words and phrases.
While waiting to find out if my newly submitted word would be accepted by the urbandicksters at urbandictionary.com, this urbandickster thought up the word urbandickster and submitted it. If it didn't get accepted, you wouldn't be reading this.
urbandickster by captainquirk December 15, 2008

urbanfunk 

a group of people who dress urban with a slight twist of being funky. with extreme colors for example. bright blues, purples, greens, yellows...
urbanfunkbeefs as seen on youtube
urbanfunk by urbanfunkbeefs August 18, 2008

urbandickhead

people who spend all day on urban dictionary doing things like reading random definitions, rating them, and laughing like little douchebags. like you, because i'm wasting your time and mine.
linh: what're you doing??

chris: i'm on urbandictionary.com!

linh:. . . urbandickhead.

chris: you know it. ;)
urbandickhead by christian luu October 29, 2007

urbandicking 

Urban Dictionary made into a Verb: To explore, search or contribute to Urbandictionary.com.
While I was urbandicking around one day, I found a hilarious definition for 'emo'!
urbandicking by JenKristo May 8, 2008
1.(n) - a person who uses urbandictionary as a messsage board or frequently engages in name-dropping. Hated by respectable urbandictionary users everywhere.
Unfortunately, I get the impression that 90% of people that submit to this site are urbandicks
urbandick by Damoclese July 22, 2004

Urbandicks 

Sick bastards who come to Urban Dictionary for the soul purpose of posting inappropriate terms and using other words in horrid context to make them nasty words.
I don't often use their slang of saying body parts and actions as insults and curses, but in this case, I thought the title was quite fitting for the situation.
I hope 'Urbandicks' give me a lot of thumbs down for this.
Urbandicks by minari-naga March 24, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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