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Urbanfucked 

URNBANFUCKED: When editing I find blinong an undined but entered and accept word. blin was used in the example. I gave much time with skills in perfect english language scinece and even latin, greek, and broad studied sciences and travel, to occasion the difintin of blin. I lost 45 minute of work by a software flickshit kick. Justice was taken as a photo, but without blin, go from there. It still makes sence. it is frustrating when you take your editing seriously
TODAY, i was urbanfucked by a defendant in a statury offense case is judiciofucked, not the fault of the Judges but the da and legislatures, congress, and emforcement officers.
Urbanfucked by Simon Corbin August 2, 2006
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urbandicked 

When you think you have a really cool new word and find out that it's already on Urban Dictionary, so you feel like your chances of pithy internet fame are blown.
Oh man, I totally had a good new word to call that poor old man across the street, but UD already has it! I've been urbandicked!
urbandicked by Ralph Malloy February 27, 2008

urbanfuckingdictionary

Urbanfuckingdictionary but fucking with fuck, a fucking in the fucking middle
Urbanfuckingdictionary, fuck, is fucking the fucking most fucking popular fucking slang fucking dictionary.

urbanfuck 

urbanfuck is the casual fucking in an urban evironment. it is also a clever blog on the tumblr machine but that's hardly important.

urbanfuck can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb and a preposition on tuesdays.
Marty: dude, i urbanfucked so hard last night.
Chester: was it any good?
Marty: yeah but we had to do it in an alley behind a dumpster because of all of the people.
Chester: that's fucking disgusting man.
Marty: IT WAS URBANFUCKING AWESOME, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!

urban fucked 

the last person to hold their right shoulder with their left hand has to use at least 1 obscure word from urban dictionary in every sentence, and must also make sense. if they don't, someone around them will punch them in the arm.
Sarah: *puts her hand on her shoulder*
Larry: *sitting with a group of friends, noticing Sarah holding her shoulder. proceeds to hold his shoulder too*
Travis: *puts his hand on his shoulder* Haha! You're Urban Fucked, Tommy!
Tommy: Dammit...I need to go poopsterbate!
urban fucked by deaddwolfio February 10, 2014

UrbanDicked It

When a person looking to impress another writes a definition of that person's name on Urban Dictionary in order to get some attention.

What they usually look like:
Anna
Definition:
Most amazing girl, smart and funny. Best body and best person to hang with.
Guy a: "How'd you end up getting a girl like that anyway?"
Guy b: "I UrbanDicked It"
UrbanDicked It by YeahInoticed December 22, 2012

Urbanfucks

When the last few posts you find on Urban Dicktionary (see what I did there?) are about sex.
I got the urbanfucks the other night.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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