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Urb Dict is your one-stop-shop for all your modern slangity needz. Also it's where you can look up singles. Krafts singles, I mean! Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh man. That was cheesy.
I just went to the store and bought a pineapple. It was such an urb dict day.
Urb Dict by alias1019 March 22, 2012
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Urb Dict Dick 

Someone obsessed with inventing and posting pointless words and phrases to Urban Dictionary.
Henry proved he is a genuine Urb Dict Dick when he posted his fiftieth entry to Urban Dictionary.
Urb Dict Dick by Duraiken August 21, 2022

Urb dictionary 

(⚠️Tw⚠️)

A shitty low quality place were trolls with small dicks and tiny minded people lore. Also a place that allows homophobia/ transphobia and allows people to say "fxggot" and other offensive words. Also urb dictionary people promote rxpe and etc., it's offensive to write stuff like that and some people have been rxped, or had trauma and sometimes stuff like that makes others feel upset and have a panic attack. That's why i added a trigger warning.

It's pretty much sad that urb dictionary is literally a piece of shit garbage lol.

i'm saying fuck urb dictionary, if people can say fxg and shit that should mean i should say fuck urb dictionary.

Also FUCK SOCIETY lol.

Irb dictionary is such a sexaulised piece of shit garbage that needs to be put in the damn trash
⚠️Tw⚠️

Urb dictionary is shit, i went to see definitions and it was krazy! There were a lot of stories of abxxe and etc. Lol

U ̘̀̌̒̍̏͜r̶̦̠͋́b ̧̗̠̮̫̜́͒̈̿ḁ̵͈̄͑͆̀n̴̯̲͂̈̾̿͑̈́̕ ̴̧̗̞̦̤̈̕͠D̶̥͍̖̳͚͚̝̦̋͌̃̄͜i̴̢̧͓̩̼̩̠̥̺̖͒͝͝ć̴͉͓͇̗̮̥̱͉͗̌̏̿͐̔͊͒t ͉̺̯̖̘͌̅̈͘͜͜ḯ̶̡̮̪͓̗͎̈́͆̒o̴̻͍̠̎̃̃̈́̌̋ṇ̵̋̐͜ą̶̨̛͙͚̺͍̼͔̩͉͑r ̼̖̱̥̫͕̏̎͆̑̓̉́̽y ͔̥̠̜̙̳̥͙̯̩̽̚ 

A ̨̛̖̟͚̌́ ̶̻̜̭̻̦͐͗͘͜ẅ̶̢̜̘̖́̇͋͜e ͔͉̗̼͕̟̹̃̋̒́̎̊̕͠b̶̯̳͙̠́̊̚͜͝s ̯̮̩̫̼̦̪͙̈́̈́͛̈́͘͝i ̧̀͊͑͆́̂t̵̛͚̪̥͔̬̠̻͉̤̀̈́̈́̃̂̐̎̋e̵̢̧̡͖̭̹̰͍̔̓̏͒̃͊̈́ͅ ̴̧̢͔̪̩̞̭̻͂̓͝͝t ̢̩͓̮̭̦͐̋̎͛̈̂̌̚͝͝h ̧̫̻̥̩͚͚̓͊̊͜ã̴̪̐͆̌̆́̒̾̚͘t̴̡̛̞͙̮̠̺͕̫͚̞̏̂̅̊̇̊̈͠͝ ̵̥͈̫͛͐̒̊̑̾͆p̶̮̯̘͊̓͂̓͋̂r̵͙͆̀̈́͜ȍ̴̥͕͑̚͠͝v ̞̺̮͓̹̪͙͛̾̀̂̕͝i ̭͉͇̲́̎̅͘ḑ̶͔̯͕̈́̔̄̇e ͚̘̣̙͓͙̝̊̏̆̇͆͊̓́͊̕s ̪̒̈͒̾͋͑̿̈̐̏ ̴̢̩̘̥̥̠̬̓͂͜h̴̨͇͚̦̺̠͋ͅu ̞̫̰̥͈̰̀̈̇̉̈͑̌̂͝m̶̼̘̥͍̩͍̫̊̃̀̄͛̈͆͝͝ͅo ̫̄̓̏̎̽͘r̶̢͉̰̈́ͅó̶̢̖͓̮̃̿͝u ̮͈̼̝͇͔͕̻̏͘͜ͅs ̮͍̄̂͐̌̌͛͜ ̩͔͉̣̬͚͚̤͈͇̈̓́͌̚̚͝y̵̮̣͕̼̎̉̀̓͋̂̂͋̒͌e̶̟͖͈̯̬͍͑̈̃̌͜͝t̴̢̮̠̞̘̫̳̮̗̰̅͒͗̓̾́͆̕ ̶̲͉̍h ̧̘͚̝̗̮͍̪̔͌͌̎̎͗̇̚͜͝e̵̹͆́̄̄̆̓̊̊l ̣̦͗̂́̇̅̚͝͝p̴̩͈͗͆̾̿̎́f̵̗̩̝͉̫̏̈́̚ͅu ̛̞͎͓̥̲͎̮̂͋͐̈́͌̕l̵̖̻̳̯͙͗͊̑̐͊̈́ ̤̟̬̥͍̬̞͍̀̔̿̏̈́́̃̀̕s ̱̝̗͚͇̦̑͛̈͛e ̨̺̣̒͊̍r ͎̹̇̐̋͗͜v̴̯̳̜͒i ̱̤̳͂̿̂ċ̶̟͕̟̠̜̺̗̼̬̱̐̀̈́͌̅̽͛͌͝ề̴̱̫͇̪̫̺̻̜̫͗̀̋̐̀͛̽ ̮̻̐̋͝o̴̜̞͉͓̭͌͗͗͒̀̍̏̆̏̕n̵̥͇̹̝͕̪̗̅̌͊̿́̅̚͜ ̧̢̩̯͍̟͇̮̥̈̿d̶̺̘̙̠͔͍͙́̀̄͐͋̐̈́̉́̍e̶̱̍̅̈́̀̊͗̽̽f̵̹̞̦̼͔̓ͅi̶͓͈̾̀͊̎̕n̵̤͍͇̪̿̒̍̚i ̥̦̗̜̀͒͋͛̾̐̄̚͜͠͠n̴͙̘̻͕̭̒́̿g ̨̳̬̺̥͚̭͈̰̐͗̈́̊̆ ̥̼͔̗͐̾̅̈́̄̿͛̂̑̍w̵̨̢̛͎͍͍̺̪͉̥͛͊̋͆́̆̿ͅo̵͎̒̿r ͇̰̪̖̱̞̣͎̱͂͆͌̈́͋̀̓̈̚ͅd ̢̣͎̻̾͗͑̒̈́̎̅́̕s̶͕̼̙̏̍̔̈́̃̈͌͝͠͠ ̴̳̫̭̀͊͠ͅā̴̧͙̺̤̪̭̙̘͍̀̾͆̍̎͆͊̎̓͜n ̫̭̮̟͓̗̐̚d ̪̰͊͒̃̃͛ ̴̣̜̃͂p ̩̱̦̥͍͇̥̏̿͜h̵̦̼̺̳͚̮͎͍̱͉̾̋̍̎̕͘r̵̼͇̲̣̖̈̾̀͐̋a̶̫̞͕̓̎̔s ̝̞̗̹̄͛̃̽̐͒̚͝e̶̛̬̳̬͎͉̯̅̽̃̔̂̚͘s̴̱͙͌̐̌͋̎̓͊̓̂͝.̵̩̪̖̝͇̅̐̆̌̎̅̎
Person 1: Man, sometimes Google Dictionary isn't accurate...

Person 2: Y ̧̛̣̉̿̋̓͝e̵̟͍͖̣̐͐̓̒̀̿͘͝a ̨͙̭̺̳͈̗͚̰̦̀̀ḣ̴͍̏͘̕,̵͍̤̝̾̍̍͂̆̔͛͑ͅ ̨̠̯̱̳̿̇̃͐̊͜t̵̡̫̞͈̝̣̆̄̐̎h ̧͇͙̠̠̇̔a̵͈̱̙͙̻̠͑͒̃̽̊́̀̕͝t̴̡̢͉̹̰̲̍͋̄'̵͉̥̟̲̞̯̤̲̭̏̇͑̽̔͛s̴̞͕͓͍̦͉̠̥͍͇̒̉̈́͊̊̾̕͝ ͉̻̩̹̼̳̽̔̈̓̀͑̈́̇̽̕ẘ̴̢͓͍̺̗̪̹͎͜h̶̬̗̄͋y̶̛̭̫̤̑̎̎ ̡̢̜͚̺͉̓̃̔̈́̔͐͑̈͝I̴͇̪̩̭͙͔̔̆͌͌͆̈́͘͜ ̶̤͚̬̈̅͛̚ͅṷ̶̢̢̧͈͊̋̆ͅͅͅs̵̤̪̘̍e ͕̹͆͛͌͐͝ͅ ̴͕̘̹̥̬̆̑̉̀̈́̅̊̇͠ U ̘̀̌̒̍̏͜r̶̦̠͋́b ̧̗̠̮̫̜́͒̈̿ḁ̵͈̄͑͆̀n̴̯̲͂̈̾̿͑̈́̕ ̴̧̗̞̦̤̈̕͠D̶̥͍̖̳͚͚̝̦̋͌̃̄͜i̴̢̧͓̩̼̩̠̥̺̖͒͝͝ć̴͉͓͇̗̮̥̱͉͗̌̏̿͐̔͊͒t ͉̺̯̖̘͌̅̈͘͜͜ḯ̶̡̮̪͓̗͎̈́͆̒o̴̻͍̠̎̃̃̈́̌̋ṇ̵̋̐͜ą̶̨̛͙͚̺͍̼͔̩͉͑r ̼̖̱̥̫͕̏̎͆̑̓̉́̽y ͔̥̠̜̙̳̥͙̯̩̽̚

Person 1: O̶͈̘͔̥͍̽͋͊̽̀̌̐͝͝h ͙̹̟̲̎̈̐!̶̛͎̯̥̱͔̭̟̏̾̔̽̌͌̓̕ͅ ̼̄̀̅̊͂͐T̶̡̮̜̫̘̤̏́̓̈́͋͠ḥ̶̨͔̣͇̠̼̳͎͖̋̔̀͘a̵̢̡̩̝͈̤͛̀̄̿̋͜͝n̴̪̋̒̏ķ̵̨̙̼̟̠̺̜̣̝̈́̌͊̇̀͘s ̬͖̘̝̇̔̒ ̶̡̢̡̦̻̬͚̦͇̆̏͛͌̈́̒̎́͝͠m̵̠̖͈͎͌͑̽͊ā̵̢̢̩̰̠͚̳͈̲̰̓n̴̫͖͇̊͝!̵͕̗̺̩͙̺̞͉͙͂

urbdictiomoron 

Someone who invents retarded words for Urban Dictionary and writes moronic definitions for them.
— Look! The guy who added this retarded word and wrote this moronic definition thinks he is a genius philologist!
— Jesus! If he knew that he in reality is nothing more than an urbdictiomoron...
urbdictiomoron by Bossa Nova January 21, 2015
slang term for Urban Dictionary
*can also be used as a verb
Dude, I'm 100% serious, look it up on urbdict.
*Dude, I'm 100% serious, urbdict it.
urbdict by bpbpbpbp April 28, 2008

UrbDictitude 

The attitude adapted by those who sign on to edit Urban Dictionary, only to find that 99% of the submissions are beneath human dignity.
"I used to be such a humaitarian, but after 1 hour of reading suggested additions, I have developed quite the UrbDictitude."
UrbDictitude by thatwardgirl February 6, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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