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The person I fucked yesterday.

-Ah, Harder, Harder! your mom said.
Your mama: The person I fucked really hard yesterday.
ur mama by GokuGokuk124 October 10, 2021

ur mama a llama 

Worst insult in mankind. Can literally wipe out a whole species.
T-Rex: ur mom gay
Triceratops: ur mama a llama
*Meteor hits Earth and all the dinosaurs fucking die*
ur mama a llama by Phantox May 22, 2018

Ur mama in a trauma

Worse than Your mom gay
Ur mama in a trauma It is a worse version of your mom gay
Billy: loser
John: ur mom gay
Billy: ur dad lesbian

John: don’t make me
Billy: I dare you.
John:YO MAMA IN A TRAUMA
Billy aged backwards, created a black hole, caught on fire, then dies. His body creates an even bigger black hole, and kills everyone but John, who is to savage for death.
Rest in piss billy

ur mama a papa 

An insult that beats every one of the insults that exist on earth. Saying this to someone will make them depressed, and might end his life instantly, has a 99% chance to destroy the universe.
Felix-Ur mom gay
Orka-Ur dad lesbian
Felix-ur grandpap trap
Orka-ur granny tranny
Felix-ur brother a mother
Orka-ur sister a mister
Felix- no u
Orka-Ur mama a papa
Felix dies by being impaled by a KitKat bar, and the 1% didn't allow the universe to be destroyed
ur mama a papa by OrkaWhaleXD June 4, 2018

Ur mamas a llama 

Burn of the century
Normie: ur brother a mother
Me: ur mamas a llama
Everyone: OHHHH!!!!!
Ur mamas a llama by asdagigafo March 17, 2018

urmamaissus 

urmamaissus Is a TikToker who post weird stuff online and get likes
urmamaissus Got famous for asking if boobs are real he’s dumb af
urmamaissus by Pastelizzz July 12, 2021
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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