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Upper Michigan Dump Truck 

You're fucking a girl from behind. She has her head down UNTIL you stick your thumb in her ass (thumb warmer). The surprise of a thumb going in her ass makes her raise her head (presumably with her mouth open) at which point your buddy takes a shit in her mouth.
Me and my buddy gave Tom's mom an Upper Michigan Dump Truck

Upper Decker Reverse Blumpkin Double Dump Out

Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping
Me and my girlfriend totally did a upper decker reverse blumpkin double dump out!

upper dumper 

When someone takes a shit in the upper part of the toilet so that next person to flush gets a shitty surprise
I think my prankster cousin took an upper dumper in my toilet before he left last night, i flushed the toilet my piss was gone only to be replaced with diarrhea-water.
upper dumper by Idontgiveashit October 8, 2013

upper dumpkin 

When your taking a shit in the tank of a toilet(upper deck) while getting a blow job(blumpkin).
I never knew I could get an upper dumpkin in the church bathroom.
upper dumpkin by Halfmoonsports November 27, 2013

upper dumpling

when a man sits on the top of a toilet with his feet on the seat and a woman licks his ass while he strokes his cock-and-balls.
Baby, last night when u gave me that upper dumpling, did u taste corn?

Upper Dorker Door Dumper 

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.
That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!