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unforsheen 

(adj.) When one's partying goes to an unexpected, Charlie Sheen type level.
Dude, I was just gonna have a couple of drinks...30 beers, an 8-ball and an orgy later I thought, well that was unforsheen.
unforsheen by sefferson May 9, 2011

Unforsequins

Tacky clothing decoration (i.e. sequins, beads) that goes unseen when the apparel is hanging between other items on the rack, causing anguish when a customer removes the item from the rack and discovers the ruination of an otherwise purchasable textile.
I thought I had found the perfect blouse, but I pulled it off the rack only to discover that unforsequins covered it in a sash-like spray from shoulder to waist. There was no way I could buy it.
Unforsequins by Jenszi August 18, 2011

unforscenery 

The landscape you "find" yourself looking at when you discover that:

A) The GPS/NAV computer in your rental car tells you to take a turn off that results in your being somewhere other than your intended/desired destination.

B) Your shotgun riding, "navigator" mis-reads the road map, gives you bad directions, and you're LOST.

C) You've incorrectly copied down an address and you're just plain... LOST.

D) All of the above.
"Although I took a wrong turn, got lost, I'm 2 hrs. late and almost outta gas, I saw some pretty nice "unforscenery".
unforscenery by Lovepirate December 4, 2010

Unforsaken 

Someone or something who has not been forgotten.
The Prisoners of the Vietnam War are unforsaken.
Unforsaken by Dissidents September 8, 2009

unforseen consequences

A supposedly "intelligent" excuse given in business and legal affairs that translates to "we didn't do our homework and check up on what could happen, so your money is gone, have a nice day."
Due to the unforseen consequences of 9/11, the US government has decided to declare war on Iraq.

unforshart 

When you fart and your unsure if you sharted
Person 1: That fart sounded wet did you crap yourself?
Person 2: I'm headed to the restroom right now, I'm unforshart!
unforshart by Chaliemcg January 27, 2013