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updownleftright
When you are bored enough to finally type the four cardinal directions into a search engine and end up here
Um... I'm done browsing through all the pages of Google and all of my porn... I know! Updownleftright saves the day!
updownleftright by nothingintheworld November 27, 2013
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Up Downs
Used in many sports for conditioning, or punishment. Drill started by saying "get em going", and that is the cue to start chopping your feet. When you hear "hit it" drop to the floor on your chest and get up as fast as you can and continue chopping your feet. Very pain full
Up Downs by alexangelidis December 18, 2008
Updown rounding
Clicking like or dislike on Urban Dictinonary, not based on whether your actually like or dislike the defintion, but rather, to see the little counter flip over to a high and round number: The more zeros at the end, the more satisfied you feel. While the more passive "constant refreshing to watch the milestone pass" is not updown rounding in the strictest sense, it, too, can be addictive.)
Updown rounding by TrE3333333 January 12, 2011
updowngrade
This new Mac operating system really sucks. The calculator app doesn't work, the audio files won't play... this is a total updowngrade.
updowngrade by shootandrun March 12, 2016
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updown by jeffwkemww March 26, 2018
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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