upcrack 

The unfortunate condition where shorts sneak between the inner thighs and other crevasses of folks of substantial weight.

Damn, baby, those bike shorts have gone badly upcrack!

upcrack by Dr. Bubba February 4, 2010

uncrackable

hard to fuck
not easy to crack
unfuckable

dude 1 - man this girl is uncrackable unlike the last girl i cracked

dude 2 - damn bra you got a hard to get one. most hoes are crackable

uncrackable by ma)or January 24, 2025

uncrackable

Kemi

"raelynn is definitely not uncrackable"

uncrackable by thequeenk February 8, 2025

pack it up crack head 

Chad Turner

My mom told me she seen a pack it up crack head on the corner of bald and ugly, turns it it was Chad Turner.

pack it up crack head by Tevan walker September 18, 2023