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to make (one's penis) erect.
If you cannot upcock your dick, you cannot fuck.
upcock by uttam maharjan May 28, 2011
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Uncockblockable 

When a persons game is so strong that NO ONE, not even the best of all cock blockers can salt it.
Chad is Uncockblockable!

You cannot cock block me against bangin your sister, my game is Uncockblockable.
Uncockblockable by (RBC) December 24, 2005

uncockscious 

When one becomes unconscious from choking on a penis.
That whore Jackie was giving a blowjob, but then she became uncockscious.
uncockscious by Philbo Baggins October 26, 2007

uncockblocked 

To un-block a cockblock. The process of taking a horrible cockblock situation and remedying the matter back to it's original status quo (a non-cockblock event). If you get cockblocked and you, another person, or thing dismantles the cockblock, it is thus "uncockblocked."
Guy at a party who can't get laid sees another guy about to get laid, and then goes over and starts to mess things up between the guy and girl about to get laid, but thankfully a friend distracts the guy who is not getting laid, takes him around the corner, and knocks his ass out. Things between the couple then go back to how it was, no cockblock, thus everything has been made "uncockblocked."
uncockblocked by wordsforreal June 12, 2011
www.dynastyrockers.com
this site gives a clear and concise education into the
real identity of Uprocking (brooklyn style specifically)

Its is one of the styles which predominantely influenced bboying when bboying began in the late 70's.

It is not TOP rocking... top rocking is what a bboy does as part of a throwdown.. it has borrowed steps from many dance styles including uprocking.. but the translation of these moves from one style into bboying is not always executed accurately... if u want to call it bboying.. make it look like bboying..
www.dynastyrockers.com
Home of brooklyn uprocking
uprock by C....... October 26, 2006
Sounds like ALLcock so can be used as a derogatory term: All Cock, No Balls. Another phrase which could be used would be: Small Cock.
Ulcock: Come on guys... I don't want to have to cite you
Random Dude: Fuck off small cock
ulcock by Matty43843 December 28, 2007

Uncockblockable 

"Mane that boy Rell is uncockblockable."
Uncockblockable by Jerrell April 21, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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