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Uncockblockable 

When a persons game is so strong that NO ONE, not even the best of all cock blockers can salt it.
Chad is Uncockblockable!

You cannot cock block me against bangin your sister, my game is Uncockblockable.
Uncockblockable by (RBC) December 24, 2005

uncockscious 

When one becomes unconscious from choking on a penis.
That whore Jackie was giving a blowjob, but then she became uncockscious.
uncockscious by Philbo Baggins October 26, 2007

uncockblocked 

To un-block a cockblock. The process of taking a horrible cockblock situation and remedying the matter back to it's original status quo (a non-cockblock event). If you get cockblocked and you, another person, or thing dismantles the cockblock, it is thus "uncockblocked."
Guy at a party who can't get laid sees another guy about to get laid, and then goes over and starts to mess things up between the guy and girl about to get laid, but thankfully a friend distracts the guy who is not getting laid, takes him around the corner, and knocks his ass out. Things between the couple then go back to how it was, no cockblock, thus everything has been made "uncockblocked."
uncockblocked by wordsforreal June 12, 2011

Uncockblockable 

"Mane that boy Rell is uncockblockable."
Uncockblockable by Jerrell April 21, 2006

balls squared and uncocked 

Extremely frustrated and angry like a man with four testicles and no penis; can't release the frustration the normal way so you're looking for other outlets

variations: 'eggs cornered with no rooster' and 'four squared and uncocked'
"Stay out of Nelson's way. You're already on his shit list and he's got his balls squared and uncocked."

Uncocked 

The act (verb) of undoing the loss of ones virginity. When someone wants to retrieve their virginity after it has been lost.
Jim: "Wanna bang?"
Sarah: "NO, I prefer to be uncocked."