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When your dick points almost straight up when hard. Also, you can’t push it down passed 90 degrees of angle. You can basically lift weights with your dick if you have up dick.
“When I’m hard my dick basically looks at me, I must have Up-dick.”
Up-dick by IYKYK.. Hi friends September 25, 2020
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Nut-Up Dick Pic 

A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.
Women love surprise nut-updick pics! OR
Did you get his nut-up dick pic?! What a great angle!
Nut-Up Dick Pic by Hahaballs February 13, 2021

wake up dick

This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.
Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.
wake up dick by Versatile337 January 11, 2009

rolled up dick 

Beer gut.

syn. rolled up cock.
After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."

Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.
rolled up dick by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009

finger up dick 

A type of 0.1 incher finger and that 0.2 inch dick. But what if you need to piss would you piss the finger out with the piss or would you piss on that finger then stick it in your mouth.?
Gmoney told me “go to the store for the block” and I told them niggas “Dick up”
Dick up by West Philly19131 March 12, 2019

Chin the dick up 

Chin the dick up pull yourself together sort yourself out wise up get over yourself
John said he was too hungover to go on the boat party.

Becky said “chin the dick up will ya”
Chin the dick up by UpaBrick February 9, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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