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unwrap my wiener
To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation
yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener
unwrap my wiener by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com December 25, 2007
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Unwrap Attack
What's your favorite childhood memory?
The unwrap attack I had after unwrapping a box of legos on 8th birthday
The unwrap attack I had after unwrapping a box of legos on 8th birthday
Unwrap Attack by bxrad78 November 26, 2010
Unwrap The Soap
"Man, I can't decide if I'm gonna tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her"
"Dude, just unwrap the soap"
"Dude, just unwrap the soap"
Unwrap The Soap by Tim Hawksfield May 13, 2008
Unwrap the soap
Unwrap the soap by Pollup December 25, 2007
Unwrap the soap
Unwrap the soap by Snappy1 July 23, 2007
Word of the Day on November 23, 2007
Unwrap the soap
Should these things really be so goddam literal?
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.
Unwrap the soap by Sean in Dublin December 25, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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