3 definitions by JohnRyder

strip salad

A salad with breaded chicken strips. If you can get past the fact you're eating deep fried chicken on your salad, you're most likely putting a mountain of ranch dressing on it to make it equally unhealthy. The perfect million calorie salad.

Commonly served at Chick-fil-A and many other fine restaurants.

I'm trying to lose weight so I only eat strip salads with extra ranch dressing.

by JohnRyder May 25, 2007

unwrap

1. To open anything that is wrapped or concealed.

2. To undress your partner

I love to unwrap my girl.

by JohnRyder May 25, 2007

robitrippin

If you're a particularly desperate individual, taking large amounts of Robitussin can make you higher than a kite, more tired than you've ever been, and unable to walk a straight line. Hallucination is rare, but visual impairment is common. Don't drive or operate machinery.

The man started robitrippin and thought he could fly.

by JohnRyder May 25, 2007