Hym "Unthinking, Unwavering Support is ALSO what your GOD wants. You literally ALSO want that you fucking idiot! Ha! Hahaha! That's fucking hilarious. And you KNOW I don't believe in being sorry. I'm not sorry to YOU. OR in general. I feel bad towards her. I'm still correct. Still going to kill your God. Nothing has changed. You're still a bitch. You're kids are going to have a horrific life that is going to resemble communist Russia. At least they'll have money but still... Pft! Hahaha!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).