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unselfie
unselfie by yes juanito yes December 3, 2014
Related Words
unselfless • unself • unselfconfident • Unselfishness • Un-selfie • unselect • urself • suck urself • kill urself • Love urself
urself
TEXT/AOLer speak for 'yourself'. It's similar to the practice of writing u instead of you, and ur instead of you're/your.
urself by thepreacheragain October 7, 2006
Love urself
The phrase 'love urself' is an exclamation and is commonly used to express annoyance towards either oneself or another being.
If oneself or another being says or does something in what would be considered stupid, someone may say to said person 'love urself'.
It is a more formal and a less 'rude' way of saying 'fuck urself' to someone.
If oneself or another being says or does something in what would be considered stupid, someone may say to said person 'love urself'.
It is a more formal and a less 'rude' way of saying 'fuck urself' to someone.
Shane: 'hey guys so um i bought some crocs, and i actually really like them'
Amy: 'oH YOU NEED TO LOVE URSELF'
Aimee: 'wow amaze'
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*Aimee expresses her opinion on something in a rather idiotic and uneducated manner*
Aimee: oh i need to love myself
Amy: 'oH YOU NEED TO LOVE URSELF'
Aimee: 'wow amaze'
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*Aimee expresses her opinion on something in a rather idiotic and uneducated manner*
Aimee: oh i need to love myself
Love urself by somethingsnazzy July 12, 2014
kill urself
This is what you tell someone when they don't belong online. You are telling them to GTFO and to simply destroy their online medium. This is what you say when you NEED someones to shut up but suicide is too extreme.
Noob: How do so many people believe that the Earth is round? It's flat you idiot sheep.
Everyone Ever: kill urself
Everyone Ever: kill urself
kill urself by CakeEatingDragon May 13, 2016
Unselfishness
Unselfishness by Olive Oil 98 November 13, 2017
National post urself doing squats on snapchat day
Random dude on snapchat: Wtf did you post on ur story?
Girl: it's national post urself doing squats on snapchat day!
Random dude: Oohhh, hold on..
Girl: it's national post urself doing squats on snapchat day!
Random dude: Oohhh, hold on..
National post urself doing squats on snapchat day by Some random doebdjcj November 1, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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