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Manchester United Fan 

A Manchester United Fan is the most delusional fan you'll ever meet.They'll suck Sir Alex Fergusons cock if they're given the chance to do so.They are also reminding every minute that they won a treble.
Manchester United Fan by VK1894 November 11, 2020

manchester united fan 

An absolute fucking wanker who thinks there hard and know fuck all about football.

Sheffield United Fan 

A scummy piggy bastard who is are jealous of his own rivals.
Person 1 - 'ur a right sheffield united fan aint ya!'

Person 2 - 'snort snort squeal'

MANCHESTER UNITED FAN 

Those people support the club "Manchester United Football Club.
Usually they're very supportive of their club, yet the suck actual ass.

Their rivals are liverpool, and man city
They may have history, but their current form is in shambles.
Yeah, I'm a manchester united fan
-Oh so you're a retard?

Manchester United Fans 

a group of football fans, supporting the team manchester united. unfortunatly the majority of there support comes from countries outside of the uk, milions of miles away from old trafford. many can be found buying the latest kit and declaring there love for the the team, despite lacking the ability to point out manchester on a map. real man u fans generally hate there foriegn cousins, however they are now the majority, which leads to many a footy fan to hate man united all together.
manchester united fans are the fools in front of the telly that dont know anything about football.

Manchester United fans 

isis is made out of Manchester United fans and Manchester city fans
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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