Unfunny Joke

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A joke that is meant to be funny but isn't. It will often kill the atmosphere at parties and social events (Unfunny Joke conventions excluded).

The joke could be unfunny because it has no pay off, it is said in the wrong way or is too hard or complex for the audience to understand. Other reasons for the joke being unfunny is that it is blatantly plagiarised.

UNFUNNY JOKE EXAMPLE 1:

Q: What's the opposite of Progress?

A: Congress.

UNFUNNY JOKE EXAMPLE 2:

Q: What is Gandalf's grandad called?

A: Grandalf.

UNFUNNY JOKE EXAMPLE 3:

Q: A man walks into a bar effing and blinding.

Unfunny Joke by Light Brown Carpet April 16, 2014

Words you can keep

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im not funny

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doge troll face

unfunny joke on this website by chucken nugites October 28, 2020

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im not funny

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doge troll face

unfunny joke on this website by chucken nugites October 28, 2020

Unfunny Jokes

Unfunny jokes are -69/10 jokes, like this one. You really aren't supposed to use them, seeing how many people who write these are in Gen Z. These can be ranging from Teen Titans Go to every dead meme in existence. They also are very awkward, because saying sus can make your social credit drop from 793 to -sideways 8.

Comedian: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because their shellfish! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Literally every atom in existence: Alright, what the fuck?
Comedian: Wait, I can tell another joke! Why couldn't the pirate sit down? His booty got stolen by a h-
Literally every living organism in existence: Yeah, yeah, we know. Hot sexy girl. Unoriginal and unfunny. We are nuking you for making two unfunny jokes in a row.

Unfunny Jokes by World Record of gifting vbucks December 12, 2021

unfunnyjokez

the most beautiful and handsome and wonderful person in the world..... i love him so much.........

do you know who unfunnyjokez is? he's the love of my life! unfunnyjokez is so cool!

unfunnyjokez by radiostationdisappears June 7, 2021

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026