Skip to main content

unexplained bacon 

Bacon of mysterious origin. First seen in a Simpsons episode.
Mmmmm... Unexplained bacon.

Uniexplain 

To explain something using only one word.
For example; Uniexplain the production of oxygen by plants.
The answer would be photosynthesis, since it's only one word.
Uniexplain by Johan Moya September 23, 2018

inexplainable

It's like... umm.. sort of like a ... hmm.. it's... it's a word that is used when you.. uhh... ok sorry, it's hard to define.
Inexplainable things:
"Yeah, I'm just fine." - What that means if coming from a women.
Why a man would watch Oprah willingly.
Who assassinated.......
The meaning of life.

Unexplained Ball Pain 

a peculiar and very uncomfortable feeling in a man’s testicle(s). The origin of the pain is unknown but it is rumored to come from a clogged sperm duct or possibly blue balls. The only cure currently known is masturbation.
Sorry, I’m such a jerk today, Unexplained Ball Pain.

Unexplained lightning powers 

Example 1: A fictional character with unreasonable amounts of power, ability, or skill. As stated by the name, they are usually unexplained, yet on the off-chance may be. If they are explained, the explanation is lacking or downright retarded.

Example 2: A sudden burst in might, whether literal, political, or otherwise.

Derived from a Metal Gear Solid flash that joked about Volgin at times, poking fun at his control over lightning.
Well here comes Mr. Gary Sue and his fuckin' unexplained lightning powers. Say bye to your characters, guys.

Those were some unexplained lightning powers Hitler whipped out of his ass.

Unexplained Bruises 

Those obvious body marks on the skin which appear unexpectedly the next day after particularly active sex, but you have no idea how they got there specifically.
No wonder Karen's smiling so brightly this morning. Have you seen all of her unexplained bruises?