underhair

Noun. A portmanteau of the words "underwear" and "hair".

Underhair is the pubic hair that sticks out of the sides of crotch of a woman's swimsuit (esp. bikinis), when she has not shaved or waxed down there.

Jessica: Omg, Laurie...did you see Anna on the beach yesterday?
Laurie: Omg, like, totally. So embarassing...it's like she never shaved in her life. It was so thick and, like, disgusting.
Jessica: Omg, like, totally. Major underhair.

underhair by Girl Who Cried Wolf November 24, 2013

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tucked like underarmor

To conceal carry a firearm at all times.

Friend: bro, I’m nervous what happens if somebody tries to rob us?

Friend: don’t worry, I got that heater tucked like underarmor.

tucked like underarmor by AlwaysTucked July 31, 2021

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Tucked Like Underarmor

To conceal a firearm in ones waistband so snug that it resembles the tight fit of Underarmor.

Dylan: Hey man I'm kinda nervous we might get robbed...
Doug: Don't sweat it bro, I got that thang tucked like Underarmor.

Tucked Like Underarmor by AlwaysTucked August 25, 2021

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undershirt

1. what manuel neuer never fails to wear on pitch.

2. it is the teasingly thin cotton shirt usually seen worn by usually hot-the-ones-you-fancy footballers underneath their jerseys.

3. it is the very thing that most fans(girls) hate to see once the footballers pull off the shirts after the match.

4. it can be used as a test to see if a girl is straight or not. nuff said!

...after a germany game...

fangirl 1: hey look manu is pulling off his shirt! urgghh what's that thing he's wearing?

fangirl 2: why it's the undershirt!

fangirl 1: but he usually wears long-sleeved. i don't get why is it even necessary...

fangirl 2: yeah manu is mean. he needs to start attending the fanservice lesson.

fangirl 1: he so does. undershirt must be banned!

...both fangirl 1 and fangirl 2 started to appreciate schweini...

undershirt by inlovewithneuer September 2, 2010