unconious 

Of a kayaker. One who has imbibed too much Caribbean Twist (R) to be of a stable frame of mind and indeed may add to the amusement of all present with ample photographic opportunity.
( NB: This definition arose from a humurous typography error on club clothing)

He's so unconious he can't even throw up on himself.

unconious by SUCC June 21, 2007

uncious hippogriff 

A ridiculous hipster who would rather go out and party than stay at home and watch tv and eat non-stop, a.k.a - a FOADIE

Why you tryin to leave the house this century? You ain't no uncious hippogriff or nothing...Get back over here and watch pretty little liars with me and eat these motherf*&king donuts!!!!

uncious hippogriff by captainpussycat August 9, 2012

unserious guy

Someone who lacks the ability to be serious.

Jes is a terrible gm, he’s an unserious guy

unserious guy by Dave Summersby November 23, 2022

uncious 

narrow minded with annoyance; someone who thinks they know it all

my roomate is one HELLA uncious betch.

uncious by lalalalalalala7 May 29, 2008

unserious niggas 

a niggas that ain't even worth it cah he play too much.

look at all these unserious niggas

unserious niggas by manshutup December 12, 2021

Unserious Candidate 

A man or woman that plays with peoples hearts, dates multiple people. Under the guise of “I’m looking for love” when in actual fact they are just professional time wasters

Girl don’t listen to him he’s an unserious candidate stop wasting your time.

Unserious Candidate by AAVE uk April 15, 2020

unctious 

Really bad or Bren-like.

The smell of that, Bren! That was unctious.

unctious by bosco May 14, 2004