unconious 

Of a kayaker. One who has imbibed too much Caribbean Twist (R) to be of a stable frame of mind and indeed may add to the amusement of all present with ample photographic opportunity.
( NB: This definition arose from a humurous typography error on club clothing)

He's so unconious he can't even throw up on himself.

unconious by SUCC June 21, 2007

Unconsciousness 

Not being conscious. When a person becomes or appears to be unconscious, they appear to be in a sleep-like unresponsive state, where all muscles become relaxed and 'floppy'. This creates a danger to the patient's life, as their tongue (a muscle) rolls to the back of the throat, and blocks the airway. Also, as the patient regains consciousness, their stomach wall contracts, causing the contents of their bowels to be forced up the oesophagus where it would enter the mouth to be drained, but because the tongue is blocking it's way, a sufficient amount of vomit enters the lungs, and the patient therefore drowns on their own sick.

To prevent this, simply check the patient's airway and breathing. If they are breathing, place them into the recovery position. If not, seek help immediately and make sure someome trained in first aid is present to perform CPR until paramedics arrive.

Unconsciousness - (noun) 1.The state of lacking consciousness, of being unconscious.

2.Ignorance or innocence; the state of being uninformed or unaware.

Unconsciousness by Mr Munchkins August 3, 2005

stream of unconsciousness 

When a relatively unconscious asshole who knows virtually nothing about a given subject narrates the goings-on within their mind, as they tumble around inside the cavern of their head, relating to that subject.

In the late nineteenth century, philosopher William James initially defined a stream of consciousness type of narration in literature but stream of unconsciousness is currently being demonstrated every single day by an amazing human specimen, the 45th POTUS, in his obscenely ignorant twitterblasts.

stream of unconsciousness by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019

uncious hippogriff 

A ridiculous hipster who would rather go out and party than stay at home and watch tv and eat non-stop, a.k.a - a FOADIE

Why you tryin to leave the house this century? You ain't no uncious hippogriff or nothing...Get back over here and watch pretty little liars with me and eat these motherf*&king donuts!!!!

uncious hippogriff by captainpussycat August 9, 2012

Unconsciousser 

Literally just unconscious but even more unconscious

It was powered off, basically unconscious but even unconsciousser.

Unconsciousser by Thinking Skills February 19, 2023

unconcious fat transference

the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds

Him: Hey, I've been working out and lost 15 pounds. I almost have my six pack!
Her: Holy crap! I've GAINED 15 lbs. You totally practiced unconcious fat transference on me! I hate you!

unconcious fat transference by Bebe de la Luna September 4, 2008

Unconscious Charlie 

A sexual act in which one partner will knock out the other, then using their finger and their partner's feces write "Charlie" on the back of their partner.

Did you hear what Kevin did to Jill last weekend?

Ya, the sick fuck Unconscious Charlied her!

Unconscious Charlie by D.K. Brownsworth May 16, 2010