Preferably the youngest member of a friend group, or one who acts the youngest. Used as a joking insult between friends and can be used as an insult to someone immature or inexperienced

Out of our friend group Jenni is the Uncooked Fetus.

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uncooked chicken

A fat chick lying on her back ready for missionary. (E.Lincourt-2006)

In comparison to what an uncooked chicken looks like lying on the counter before it is cooked for dinner. A Big bulbous body with little arms, big thighs and the skin full of tiny goosebump-like pours where all of it's feathers have been plucked from.

Man, I got so drunk that night that I setted for an uncooked chicken!

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Uncooked hot dog

Otherwise known as raw dog. Describes the act of unprotected fornication.

Jimmy was short on time, so he went in with an uncooked hot dog.

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Uncooked Spaghetti

The term was created when talking about skinny, no having curves, straight up and down women. For example, Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock.

"I don't understand why people find Julia Roberts attractive, she's straight up and down, looking like uncooked spaghetti."

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Uncooked Egg

Refers to a cute girl who's body looks good in clothes but awful naked.

For example, when you crack an uncooked egg into a pan, the whites and yolks go everywhere you don't want them to go. You want the yolk in the middle, but it just keeps running all over. A girl is an uncooked egg if you think her lady bits will go all over the second her clothes come off.

Guy 1: I can't tell if I'd bang her or not...sometimes she looks real good.

Guy 2: Don't waste your time bro, she's a total uncooked egg.

Uncooked Egg by BigDogXXIX October 14, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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