Definitions by MrChocolateShakes_
Buhthole Express
The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.
The Buhthole Express often operates as the ‘Butthole Express’ in the company of more explicit parties. The Buhthole Express is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
The Buhthole Express often operates as the ‘Butthole Express’ in the company of more explicit parties. The Buhthole Express is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
Buhthole Express by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
Butthole Express
The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.
The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
Butthole Express by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
Curtsy Flush
Upon rising from the toilet, the old man turned around and steadied his wobbly knees before performing a proper curtsy flush. He then clutched his cane, washed his hands, and returned to a warm cup of English Breakfast.
Curtsy Flush by MrChocolateShakes_ June 4, 2025
Uncleholic
That uncle who consistently shows up drunk to family parties; if he hasn’t shown up that way, he’s sure to leave in that condition.
He is the uncle who shows up drunk in a Santa Claus costume at the family Christmas party.
He is the uncle who shows up drunk in a Santa Claus costume at the family Christmas party.
Uncleholic by MrChocolateShakes_ October 8, 2022
uncleholic
That uncle who consistently shows up drunk at family gatherings; if he hasn't shown up that way, he's sure to leave in that condition. He is the uncle who shows up drunk in a Santa Claus costume at family Christmas parties.
uncleholic by MrChocolateShakes_ October 7, 2022