Curtsy Flush

The equivalent of a “courtesy flush,” but one performed by subjects of the United Kingdom.

Upon rising from the toilet, the old man turned around and steadied his wobbly knees before performing a proper curtsy flush. He then clutched his cane, washed his hands, and returned to a warm cup of English Breakfast.

by MrChocolateShakes_ June 04, 2025

uncleholic

That uncle who consistently shows up drunk at family gatherings; if he hasn't shown up that way, he's sure to leave in that condition. He is the uncle who shows up drunk in a Santa Claus costume at family Christmas parties.

Uncle Fitzer is such an uncleholic.

by MrChocolateShakes_ October 07, 2022

Uncleholic

That uncle who consistently shows up drunk to family parties; if he hasn’t shown up that way, he’s sure to leave in that condition.

He is the uncle who shows up drunk in a Santa Claus costume at the family Christmas party.

Uncle Fitzer is such an uncleholic.

by MrChocolateShakes_ October 09, 2022