That uncle who consistently shows up drunk to family parties; if he hasn’t shown up that way, he’s sure to leave in that condition.
He is the uncle who shows up drunk in a Santa Claus costume at the family Christmas party.
He is the uncle who shows up drunk in a Santa Claus costume at the family Christmas party.
by MrChocolateShakes_ October 08, 2022
Get the Uncleholicmug. The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.
The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 08, 2025
Get the Butthole Expressmug. The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.
The Buhthole Express often operates as the ‘Butthole Express’ in the company of more explicit parties. The Buhthole Express is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
The Buhthole Express often operates as the ‘Butthole Express’ in the company of more explicit parties. The Buhthole Express is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 08, 2025
Get the Buhthole Expressmug. That uncle who consistently shows up drunk at family gatherings; if he hasn't shown up that way, he's sure to leave in that condition. He is the uncle who shows up drunk in a Santa Claus costume at family Christmas parties.
by MrChocolateShakes_ October 07, 2022
Get the uncleholicmug. Upon rising from the toilet, the old man turned around and steadied his wobbly knees before performing a proper curtsy flush. He then clutched his cane, washed his hands, and returned to a warm cup of English Breakfast.
by MrChocolateShakes_ June 04, 2025
Get the Curtsy Flushmug.