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Uncle Jeff 

A whimsical way to refer to the founder of Amazon, Jeff Bezos. It is mainly used by employees of the company.
"I hope I can afford rent next month."

"It'll be alright. Just ask Uncle Jeff to take care of you!"
Uncle Jeff by hemp112 November 2, 2021

uncle jeff’d 

The act of secretly yet abundantly refilling someone's cup, wine glass, or mug with alcohol.
At Thanksgiving last year, my cousin uncle Jeff’d me last night and now, I have the worst hangover ever.
uncle jeff’d by Not Karissa August 26, 2018

Funky Uncle Jeffrey 

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”

uncle jeffrey 

sumptin used as a hello
call someone and be like...yo' wut up uncle jeffrey?"...and day be like wut up "Pimpin' kid?"
uncle jeffrey by @nJ-PizzLe October 4, 2003

Uncle Jeffery 

When you wear your uncles pants and slip a slim Jim into a desired hole and swirl it around and then make your partner eat while calling you uncle.
I asked my partner to get me a slim Jim because I needed a snack and he offered me an Uncle Jeffery.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026