Uncle Jeff

The act of using the internet, especially Facebook to stalk and learn everything about a person.

That girl is really cute I'm going to Uncle Jeff her tonight.

Uncle Jeff by Nexvita August 6, 2011

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A whimsical way to refer to the founder of Amazon, Jeff Bezos. It is mainly used by employees of the company.

"I hope I can afford rent next month."

"It'll be alright. Just ask Uncle Jeff to take care of you!"

Uncle Jeff by hemp112 November 2, 2021

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uncle jeff’d

The act of secretly yet abundantly refilling someone's cup, wine glass, or mug with alcohol.

At Thanksgiving last year, my cousin uncle Jeff’d me last night and now, I have the worst hangover ever.

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Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”

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sumptin used as a hello

call someone and be like...yo' wut up uncle jeffrey?"...and day be like wut up "Pimpin' kid?"

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When you wear your uncles pants and slip a slim Jim into a desired hole and swirl it around and then make your partner eat while calling you uncle.

I asked my partner to get me a slim Jim because I needed a snack and he offered me an Uncle Jeffery.

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