Urboner 

Getting a boner when reading something hot on Urban Dictionary

Guy#1: Dude, I totally popped a urboner last night.
Guy#2: Lol, that seems to happen to you to much.

Urboner by SparyMcgee June 28, 2011

Unboner

The opposite of a boner.

An ugly chick walks by...UNBONER!

Unboner by K4hmboy October 4, 2009

Unboner

When an otherwise enjoyable event is ruined by an unforseen negative event.

So I'm finger blasting this chick and she farts. Unboner.

Unboner by MacApedia November 13, 2010

Unbonerable 

The act of not being able to attain a boner

(Doctor enters the room with a grave look on his face)
John: Doc Is something wrong?
Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction
John: ?
Doctor: Your dick is unbonerable
John: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Unbonerable by MC Deadpool June 19, 2009

serious urbaner 

one who over-thinks a definition of a word that was put on urbandictionary.com and degrade it.

Friend 1: "Dude read this!! Its really funny."

Friend 2: "Its not really funny. It doesnt even make sense."

Friend 1: "You are such a serious urbaner"

serious urbaner by StetsonRed October 2, 2008

urbanerd 

A person who submits a lame ass and derogatory definition to Urban Dictionary.

Dude, I'm editing all these defs on Urban Dictionary and I've come across a ton of Urbanerds

urbanerd by Denfro Licious June 14, 2006

Urbaner 

someone who tries too hard to make funny Urban Dictionary definitions

Did you see what Leslie added to Urban Dictionary today? She is such an urbaner.

Urbaner by crazyliver1 February 5, 2015