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"This symbol is a representation of reaching enlightenment. The path starts in the center of the spiral, and as you continue down this path you are wandering, becoming more conscious of your surroundings. When you reach the top of the symbol (the straight line), you have reached enlightenment."
I got an unalome tattoo.
Unalome by Meowzersandyamcakes October 29, 2015

unclog the system 

to self-felate in order to put an end to constipation, known statement from Bukowsky's "Post Office"
I haven't taken a shit in six days, I'm about to unclog the system.

Unclogging the pipes 

1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.

2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.
Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)
What you get when you mix a unicorn and a buffalo.
Homer: Hey you wanna go hunting for some unalo?
Buck: What in the hell is a unalo?
Homer: It is a magestic mix between a unicorn and a buffalo.
Buck: Epic.
Unalo by epicanimalmixer July 25, 2010
A series of one. Relevant to movies, plays, or novels.

A series that went no where.
Eddie: Wanna' go see that Dragon Ball Z movie?

Karren: Mannn, that shit's gonna' be an unology.
Unology by ChioBam March 10, 2009

unalocular slethascope 

the old man was using unalocular slethascope to look through his neighbors window
unalocular slethascope by gypsy nig November 15, 2010