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Someone with the name ultican is a very special person who is know to be a pimp and can drive a woman crazy
Ultican is nothing but a very special person
ultican by Pimpme6969 November 5, 2018
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A final, uncompromising demand for anal intercourse issued by a boyfriend or girlfriend to a boyfriend or girlfriend, the rejection of which leads to a severance of relations.
Boyfriend: "It has been three years and alls I wants is to snake on up there. In and out. Real quick like."

Girlfriend: "There is no way I am letting you ass fuck me. Fuck your own ass or shit on your hand and whack off!"

Boyfriend: "I didn't want it to have to come to this but you have left me no alternative. I am issuing you an ultimanal - either we have anal sex or it is over."

Girlfriend: "Fine."
Ultimanal by D-balm May 23, 2008
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A Puerto Rican or other Latin American who came to Utica, NY via New York City, Florida or California any number of years ago and has made a life for him or herself in this decaying cesspool of forgotten human beings as either a bus driver, landlord, police officer or any other job that pays a semi-livable wage. The pejoritative connotations of this word are due to the fact that there must be something obviously wrong with any Hispanic who would leave his or her native country and move to America's anus. The perjoritave connotations are augmented by the fact that these transplanted Hispanics don't seem to realize (yet, at least) that they made a poor decision by moving from, say, El Salvador or Mexico to Utica, NY.
If that Hispanic guy's from Puerto Rico what the Hell is he doing in Utica?
I don't know, I guess he's a Uticano.

I got chased by some Uticanos on my way to school.

Italian Vinny: Uticanos are taking all our jobs.

Redneck "Red" Smith: Uticanos are taking all our jobs.

Polish Margaret Muntz: Uticanos are taking all our jobs (even though we don't work).

Bosnian Igor Slosovich: We have to compete against Uticanos for jobs.

African-American Otis Freeman: When we go to prison all of the Uticano prison guards rough us up.
Uticano by Jamallerian October 13, 2007

Ultimance 

1. A romance between two Ultimate Frisbee players.

2. Often involves exchanges of Birkenstocks as presents, romantic moonlit granola dinners, and engagement in protests against mega-corporations while holding hands.
We met at the Ultimate Frisbee tournament, and after we discussed how much we both liked Obama, we started an Ultimance.
Ultimance by ShmuelHaynorweitzy April 12, 2009
A man who is seen as 'ultimate', ideal.
He treats her so well she says he's her Ultiman for life.

Knight in Shining Armor Prince Dreamboat Hero Soul mate
Ultiman by Aurora Blew February 11, 2017

ultimanium

Of a far superior importance or quality to all other subjects within a particular context.
His ultimanium goal was to reach the peak of mount everest.
ultimanium by linguistic wizard 🥇 December 13, 2023
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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