Someone with the name ultican is a very special person who is know to be a pimp and can drive a woman crazy
Ultican is nothing but a very special person
by Pimpme6969 November 5, 2018
Get the ultican mug.A final, uncompromising demand for anal intercourse issued by a boyfriend or girlfriend to a boyfriend or girlfriend, the rejection of which leads to a severance of relations.
Boyfriend: "It has been three years and alls I wants is to snake on up there. In and out. Real quick like."
Girlfriend: "There is no way I am letting you ass fuck me. Fuck your own ass or shit on your hand and whack off!"
Boyfriend: "I didn't want it to have to come to this but you have left me no alternative. I am issuing you an ultimanal - either we have anal sex or it is over."
Girlfriend: "Fine."
Girlfriend: "There is no way I am letting you ass fuck me. Fuck your own ass or shit on your hand and whack off!"
Boyfriend: "I didn't want it to have to come to this but you have left me no alternative. I am issuing you an ultimanal - either we have anal sex or it is over."
Girlfriend: "Fine."
by D-balm May 23, 2008
Get the Ultimanal mug.A Puerto Rican or other Latin American who came to Utica, NY via New York City, Florida or California any number of years ago and has made a life for him or herself in this decaying cesspool of forgotten human beings as either a bus driver, landlord, police officer or any other job that pays a semi-livable wage. The pejoritative connotations of this word are due to the fact that there must be something obviously wrong with any Hispanic who would leave his or her native country and move to America's anus. The perjoritave connotations are augmented by the fact that these transplanted Hispanics don't seem to realize (yet, at least) that they made a poor decision by moving from, say, El Salvador or Mexico to Utica, NY.
If that Hispanic guy's from Puerto Rico what the Hell is he doing in Utica?
I don't know, I guess he's a Uticano.
I got chased by some Uticanos on my way to school.
Italian Vinny: Uticanos are taking all our jobs.
Redneck "Red" Smith: Uticanos are taking all our jobs.
Polish Margaret Muntz: Uticanos are taking all our jobs (even though we don't work).
Bosnian Igor Slosovich: We have to compete against Uticanos for jobs.
African-American Otis Freeman: When we go to prison all of the Uticano prison guards rough us up.
I don't know, I guess he's a Uticano.
I got chased by some Uticanos on my way to school.
Italian Vinny: Uticanos are taking all our jobs.
Redneck "Red" Smith: Uticanos are taking all our jobs.
Polish Margaret Muntz: Uticanos are taking all our jobs (even though we don't work).
Bosnian Igor Slosovich: We have to compete against Uticanos for jobs.
African-American Otis Freeman: When we go to prison all of the Uticano prison guards rough us up.
by Jamallerian October 13, 2007
Get the Uticano mug.1. A romance between two Ultimate Frisbee players.
2. Often involves exchanges of Birkenstocks as presents, romantic moonlit granola dinners, and engagement in protests against mega-corporations while holding hands.
2. Often involves exchanges of Birkenstocks as presents, romantic moonlit granola dinners, and engagement in protests against mega-corporations while holding hands.
We met at the Ultimate Frisbee tournament, and after we discussed how much we both liked Obama, we started an Ultimance.
by ShmuelHaynorweitzy April 12, 2009
Get the Ultimance mug.He treats her so well she says he's her Ultiman for life.
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