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ur a joke describes someone when they are being/doing something dumb.
"Camille ur a joke"

"Ur a joke for thinking she'd believe that"
ur a joke by ken joe April 20, 2019

ur a casul 

It means your a fithy casul fgt. git gud.
ur a casul by non-casul November 27, 2013

Ur A Foot 

Person 1) your dumb
Person 2) well ur a foot
Ur A Foot by EnderTheNeko June 22, 2019

ur a little rat 

something you say when you love someone, but ur just a lil pissed at them rn. it can also be used as a sign of affection, like oh ur such a lil rat ily.
how did you beat me in super smash bros ultimate? ur a little rat.
ur a little rat by pansexualrat March 19, 2019

Ur a Bot 

When an Xbox live 10 year old gets mad at you when you 1v1 him in Fortinte and win or in Minecraft when you steal his diamonds and blow up his house
10 year old: Bro you are so bad 1v1 me after this game

Anybody in the world: Ok i guess

10 year old: *gets destroyed in a 1v1 even after his 15 year old brother and him get destroyed*
10 year old ...

everybody in the world: ...

10 year old: *RAGES* *THROWS MIC* CUSSES YOU OUT* HAS AFFECTIONS FOR YOUR MOM*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ur a bot

Everybody in the world: ok boomer
Ur a Bot by EmotionalSuport_ February 4, 2020

Ur a non intellectual homosexual

One of the worst insults humanity ever created. Destroys other person if used correctly.
Peyton: Ur mom gay
Connor: ur a non intellectual homosexual

Peyton: * Hole opens under Peyton and swallows him and his family whole, then closes so he is trapped for eternity*
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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