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I.S.W.U.W.S. 

The I.S.W.U.W.S. stands for "International Society of Women that Urinate While Standing." This women empowering society was created in 1832 by a small group of Irish American women, during the major toilet crisis. Today, the society has over 100 female members who devote their lives to urinate while standing completely vertical, with a dream that one day all women will not have to live in a gender biased world.
Woman 1: "Did you see that women in the restroom earlier... she was using the restroom while standing!"
Woman 2: "Yeah, I saw that. I bet she is a member of the I.S.W.U.W.S."
Woman 1: "Huh? What does that mean?"

Woman 2: "It is the International Society of Women that Urinate While Standing"
I.S.W.U.W.S. by loco cocopuff March 12, 2015
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I Would Never Break Up w/u
Why Did Yu Break Up w/me?
w/u by Karate_Kraze October 27, 2008
also known as "What Would Uther Do". Uther was an extremely great paladin in Warcraft lore and died trying to save humanity. Thus, while playing World of Warcraft, people should think "WWUD?" before they do anything bad.
Dyyne:I think we should gank these noobs and camp thier corpse!

Nitewaker: I dont know...W.W.U.D.? I don't think Uther would like that idea.

Dyyne: Good point. Lets go sign up for WSG then!
W.W.U.D. by Brian Dyyne G. October 3, 2006

W.U.I.M.D. 

Woke Up Inside My Dad

The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.
"dude, i got retarded off absynth last night and w.u.i.m.d.!! LOLZ!!"
W.U.I.M.D. by SAITOWNED September 25, 2006
Unidentified Wanking Injury.
Person 1: Ah man my wrist really hurts!
Person 2: Definitely a U.W.I!
U.W.I by SkrillexOHMYGOSH December 4, 2011

w.u.g.w.m? 

w.u.g.w.m stands for will you go with me?

a popular abbreviation in the armagh area(northern ireland)

'going with someone' is also known as a court or making out as the yanks across the pond put it:)
at glenavon discotech,

patrick:will you go with my friend?(points at friend)

karen: yeahh:D:D

reversed;

patrick:w.u.g.w.m?(looks at karen expectedly)

karen: eh noo thanks, walks away scundered.
slang for: What you up to?
"hi w u u 2 today?" asked jimmy to fred
w u u 2 by Matthew Trotman July 6, 2006
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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korean word for madam, older woman
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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