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Unidentified Wanking Injury.
Person 1: Ah man my wrist really hurts!
Person 2: Definitely a U.W.I!
U.W.I by SkrillexOHMYGOSH December 4, 2011
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W.U.I.M.D. 

Woke Up Inside My Dad

The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.
"dude, i got retarded off absynth last night and w.u.i.m.d.!! LOLZ!!"
W.U.I.M.D. by SAITOWNED September 25, 2006

B.U.D.W.E.I.S.E.R. 

Bitch
U
Do
What
Ever
I
Say
Every
Rip
B.U.D.W.E.I.S.E.R. was used to defeat Eminem in a freestyle battle. It's also pretty funny.
B.U.D.W.E.I.S.E.R. by soulbrotha06 October 7, 2009

B.U.D.W.E.I.S.E.R. 

Because
U
Deserve
What
Every
Individual
Should
Enjoy
Regularly
Also known as: Because you can't get laid on your own regularly
B.U.D.W.E.I.S.E.R. by dick stone December 4, 2003

i.d.o.y.a.e.n.a.h.i.w.w.u.t.t 

"i dream of you almost everynight and hopefully i wont wake up this time." ~ Surf Curse -Freaks
Hey! i.d.o.y.a.e.n.a.h.i.w.w.u.t.t

I.S.W.U.W.S. 

The I.S.W.U.W.S. stands for "International Society of Women that Urinate While Standing." This women empowering society was created in 1832 by a small group of Irish American women, during the major toilet crisis. Today, the society has over 100 female members who devote their lives to urinate while standing completely vertical, with a dream that one day all women will not have to live in a gender biased world.
Woman 1: "Did you see that women in the restroom earlier... she was using the restroom while standing!"
Woman 2: "Yeah, I saw that. I bet she is a member of the I.S.W.U.W.S."
Woman 1: "Huh? What does that mean?"

Woman 2: "It is the International Society of Women that Urinate While Standing"
I.S.W.U.W.S. by loco cocopuff March 12, 2015
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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