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A tropical storm of women with very wet vaginas and queefs with wind speeds greater than 73 mph
Put on my heelys to go to class and ended up getting caught in a typoon. I should've checked the weather before going out this morning...
Typoon by Griffdog November 20, 2014
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When someone unleashes a shit storm. Can be used both literally and figuratively.
1. That toilet was a mess, someone unleashed a typoon in there.
2. I wore brown today as there's going to be a typoon when the boss reads that report.
Typoon by Wit Wut April 21, 2017
Related Words
To kill.

It was made up by me because I'm cool.
I'm going to typoon that emoticon.
typoon by Sara October 29, 2004
I was trying to text a joke when I was hit by a typoon of missing (mispelled) with (words) I did not mean to typical (type).
typoon by Billy Goldtsein March 15, 2019

spreadsheet tycoon

An entrepreneur who falsely believes, based on his own naive financial projections, that he will get rich.
Did you see Bob's stupid new business plan? The guy is a spreadsheet tycoon.
spreadsheet tycoon by Ho Sun Yan October 9, 2008
Ninety four gay men having sex on a large oversized wooden table
Oh did you see that one kid he calls himself a Tywoony and has no idea what it means HA, and he wonders why everyone laughs at him
Tywoony by FatherShitstain45 March 4, 2017

typonese 

1994 EFnet IRC.

An emerging language related most specifically to RT (real time) chatters on IRC (or other related chat rooms) which a Keyboard is used for communication thus replacing spoken language. Errors in correct spelling and grammar result in combinations of shorthand and misspelled words. The result is the language better known as typonese.
Using the word in a sentence:

You don't have to worry about correcting yourself. I speak fluent typonese.
typonese by R. Andrews January 3, 2004
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