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A tropical storm of women with very wet vaginas and queefs with wind speeds greater than 73 mph
Put on my heelys to go to class and ended up getting caught in a typoon. I should've checked the weather before going out this morning...
Typoon by Griffdog November 20, 2014
Words you can keep
When someone unleashes a shit storm. Can be used both literally and figuratively.
1. That toilet was a mess, someone unleashed a typoon in there.
2. I wore brown today as there's going to be a typoon when the boss reads that report.
Typoon by Wit Wut April 21, 2017
Related Words
To kill.

It was made up by me because I'm cool.
I'm going to typoon that emoticon.
typoon by Sara October 29, 2004
I was trying to text a joke when I was hit by a typoon of missing (mispelled) with (words) I did not mean to typical (type).
typoon by Billy Goldtsein March 15, 2019

spreadsheet tycoon

An entrepreneur who falsely believes, based on his own naive financial projections, that he will get rich.
Did you see Bob's stupid new business plan? The guy is a spreadsheet tycoon.
spreadsheet tycoon by Ho Sun Yan October 9, 2008
Ninety four gay men having sex on a large oversized wooden table
Oh did you see that one kid he calls himself a Tywoony and has no idea what it means HA, and he wonders why everyone laughs at him
Tywoony by FatherShitstain45 March 4, 2017

typonese 

1994 EFnet IRC.

An emerging language related most specifically to RT (real time) chatters on IRC (or other related chat rooms) which a Keyboard is used for communication thus replacing spoken language. Errors in correct spelling and grammar result in combinations of shorthand and misspelled words. The result is the language better known as typonese.
Using the word in a sentence:

You don't have to worry about correcting yourself. I speak fluent typonese.
typonese by R. Andrews January 3, 2004
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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