Typhoid
A girl who gives such an excellent blow job that it's infectious and you'll be addicted to her skills like crack.
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Typhoid by TyphoidCharlie January 24, 2022
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Typhoid Mary
1. Mary Mallon, the first known healthy carrier of typhoid fever, who spread it by working as a cook (typhoid fever is spread through water and food). When health officials tracked her down, she refused to believe she was a carrier, because a. since she was the first known case, she'd never before heard of healthy carriers and b. she did not understand a lot about typhoid fever. She was forcibly quarantined, released after two years on the condition that she wouldn't seek work as a cook again and quarantined again for life after another outbreak was tracked to her working as a cook under a pseudonym. It seems she had taken the job because other household jobs (like doing laundry) she got didn't pay as well and she still didn't believe she could spread the disease.
2. A carrier of any contagious disease who, through ignorance and recalcitrance or callousness, proceeds to take exactly those actions which are likely to cause the highest possible amount of infections in other people.
3. Someone who, analogous to 2, doesn't bother with anti-virus software or firewalls and so quickly gets their computer infected with all manner of computer viruses which then proceed to spread themselves from that computer. Especially if they persist in opening all attachments and not installing anti-virus software even after having been told they should.
2. A carrier of any contagious disease who, through ignorance and recalcitrance or callousness, proceeds to take exactly those actions which are likely to cause the highest possible amount of infections in other people.
3. Someone who, analogous to 2, doesn't bother with anti-virus software or firewalls and so quickly gets their computer infected with all manner of computer viruses which then proceed to spread themselves from that computer. Especially if they persist in opening all attachments and not installing anti-virus software even after having been told they should.
1. (no example, real person after which 2 and 3 are named)
2. Mao seems to have been a typhoid Mary, according to accounts by his physician stating he had an STD which caused him little discomfort but which he spread at a rate of one young female follower infected per week.
3. If someone alerts you to a virus mail you sent them, and you do nothing about it, that makes you a typhoid Mary.
2. Mao seems to have been a typhoid Mary, according to accounts by his physician stating he had an STD which caused him little discomfort but which he spread at a rate of one young female follower infected per week.
3. If someone alerts you to a virus mail you sent them, and you do nothing about it, that makes you a typhoid Mary.
Typhoid Mary by Garnasha May 28, 2010
typhoid fever
Something Lil' Susie always seemed to contract after a full day of hunting and fording on the Oregon Trail.
Dammit! Susie died of typhoid fever while I was off hunting buffalo - better not hunt them too much - or they will get scarce in this area! Dammit!
typhoid fever by Jocko Tittlies September 22, 2005
Typhoid Moron
Typhoid moron, A person who allows there own stupidity to put others in the path of a harmful or fatal contagious disease.
Because of Typhoid moron's need to have a rally in Tulsa today, six staffers have contracted Corona virus.
Typhoid Moron by MisanthropyFTW June 20, 2020
Typhoid mary
A local Rochester legend. Typhoid Mary lives in East Irondequoit, the "shady" side of town where she infected the majority of the town.
The term is now used to describe a sickly or highly contagious person
The term is now used to describe a sickly or highly contagious person
Typhoid mary by Amar Modi February 5, 2008
Typhoid Donny
An accurate description of the 45th president of the United States and his handling of the Kung Flu.
Typhoid Donny by Mads1 October 16, 2020
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026