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tankered 

Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".
He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered.
tankered by madmary February 25, 2009

Goblin Tinkerer 

The little shit in Terraria who takes your weapons and makes them worse. Reforging weapons over and over is a great way to lose money.
Goblin Tinkerer by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Tinkered 

The state of intoxication between being buzzed and drunk.
Yoooo buddy I just had 4 beers and I'm tinkered as FUCKKK.
Tinkered by Nikkidrex May 28, 2017

Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms 

That Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms could've crashed the wall of china.

The Waffle Tinkerer 

When you blow in a girls vagina so hard that her fallopian tunes inflate and burst like a balloon
I gave a girl the Waffle Tinkerer last night and now she needs intense fallopian tube reconstruction

Tonkered 

"I was absolutely tonkered last night"
Tonkered by kazuya555 May 15, 2015