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*Acting like your hurt because you've just hurt someone else.

*Trying to get people to feel sympathetic for you even though you're at fault.

*Feigning injury in order to soften the consequences of your idiotic act.
Mr Tompass the 6ft teacher inadvertently shoulder charges an innocent female student during a physical eduaction drill. She goes down like a sack of potatoes clutching her beaten body. Mr Tompass (realising what he's done) cerebrally falls to one knee pretending to be injured in order to soften the blow. To top it off Tompass escorts the poor girl to the school medical facility leaving the class a hero rather than a villian thus DOING A TOMPASS.
Tompass by sinistersubmarine September 13, 2011

Tympamemes 

Hey do you follow tympamemes?

Nah I unfollowed because he only posts ads

tympamemes 

An amazing meme page that has solid content and is run by a funny and dude who gets hate for ads, when the man is just trying to make a living.
Hey, you heard of that awesome meme page?

Which one?

Tympamemes
tympamemes by Swag killer April 22, 2019

Tympanumossisphobia 

The fear of somehow someway, Drumbone89 is watching you play battlefront 2 or is in your battlefront 2 lobby.
I have tympanumossisphobia ever since I saw Drumbone89 in my battlefront 2 lobby.

tampashing 

When a tampon is used to suck up an alcoholic beverage and is then proceeded to be suckered dry
He went tampashing in front of some girls to impress... it failed
tampashing by Tublett December 23, 2016