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twowords 

An sorry excuse to get a definition on Urban Dictionary by defining two words to make a definition.

Eddie: Shitfuck.

Karren: twowords

Eddie: Fuck off ho.
twowords by ChioBam March 11, 2009
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two words 

"shit house"
something or someone who is totally useless. ie they are "two words" and the second one's "house"
#1 Matthew tee'd off into the lake.
That shot was "two words"

#2 "How was the party?"
"Two words"
two words by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006

two words 

Emphatic description, always followed with an adjective not of two words.
Two words: fabu-lous.
two words by jschoenweiler October 18, 2008

Two Words 

This Generally means "Screw This" which is commonly thought of throughout High School and can be thought of throughout the world. It can also be know to the symbol of someone holding up two fingers which signals to someone else that he is meaning "Screw This"
Teacher: Yeah here is some packet's to do. *Teacher gives out a million packet's all the time*
Student: Mannnnn Two Words
Two Words by mrgart May 6, 2017

two words 

"night mare"
When something bad happens
"two words mate.... NIGHT MARE"
two words by muirwm November 15, 2009

Hurt Full, Two Words! 

When someone is extremely mean and blunt about it. It's Hurt Full, Two words! Not one.
Friend: Man, your so white you spook out Wonderbread

Man, thats HURT FULL, TWO WORDS!
Hurt Full, Two Words! by JIndeed February 6, 2010

two words 

what is jason doing? two words.
two words by hi pat January 19, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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