twook

A fork with two tines.

Use the twook and carving knife to carve the turkey.

by @$$bl@55+3r December 27, 2016

Twook

One who exhibits the traits of both a twit and a kook.

That British soccer commentator is a real twook.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

Twook / Twookie

An alternative to saying bro, homie, dog or tweat.

Over Messages
1: “What the move is tn twook?”
2: “Idk twook who all over there?”
1: “Just me but we can find sum moves.”

In Person
1: “What up twook?”
2: “Nothing much twookie, im tryna get some shorties over here.”

( Twook / Twookie is only used in a singular sense )

by ur down bad fr this time February 12, 2022

karen took the kids

When ur a divorced dad and ur wife (Karen) took the kids

Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids

Just please don't let this happen to you

You: Hey Babe!
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!

(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...

by Queen_Messo March 8, 2019

Thooka

Thooka is tha strap . Texas slang 💯💨🔫

Go get tha thooka these nighhas want smoke

i jus got a new thooka les go spark sum

by BBG Spanks June 14, 2018

My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

Tookoh

A new commonly used word towards Call of Duty, meaning someone that constantly uses a sniper and is normally very good at Call of Duty.

"Woah bro that guy is absolutely tookoh with the DSR!"

by Jskillet January 3, 2013