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One who exhibits the traits of both a twit and a kook.
That British soccer commentator is a real twook.
Twook by Emogenome February 15, 2019
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Twook / Twookie

An alternative to saying bro, homie, dog or tweat.
Over Messages
1: “What the move is tn twook?”
2: “Idk twook who all over there?”
1: “Just me but we can find sum moves.”

In Person
1: “What up twook?”
2: “Nothing much twookie, im tryna get some shorties over here.”

( Twook / Twookie is only used in a singular sense )

karen took the kids 

When ur a divorced dad and ur wife (Karen) took the kids

Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids

Just please don't let this happen to you
You: Hey Babe!
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!

(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...
Thooka is tha strap . Texas slang 💯💨🔫
Go get tha thooka these nighhas want smoke

i jus got a new thooka les go spark sum
Thooka by BBG Spanks June 14, 2018

My wife left me and took the kids 

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.
“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”
A new commonly used word towards Call of Duty, meaning someone that constantly uses a sniper and is normally very good at Call of Duty.
"Woah bro that guy is absolutely tookoh with the DSR!"
Tookoh by Jskillet January 3, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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