twook 

A fork with two tines.

Use the twook and carving knife to carve the turkey.

twook by @$$bl@55+3r December 27, 2016

Twook 

One who exhibits the traits of both a twit and a kook.

That British soccer commentator is a real twook.

Twook by Emogenome February 15, 2019

Twook / Twookie

An alternative to saying bro, homie, dog or tweat.

Over Messages
1: “What the move is tn twook?”
2: “Idk twook who all over there?”
1: “Just me but we can find sum moves.”

In Person
1: “What up twook?”
2: “Nothing much twookie, im tryna get some shorties over here.”

( Twook / Twookie is only used in a singular sense )

Twook / Twookie by ur down bad fr this time February 12, 2022

karen took the kids 

When ur a divorced dad and ur wife (Karen) took the kids

Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids

Just please don't let this happen to you

You: Hey Babe!
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!

(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...

karen took the kids by Queen_Messo March 8, 2019

Thooka 

Thooka is tha strap . Texas slang 💯💨🔫

Go get tha thooka these nighhas want smoke

i jus got a new thooka les go spark sum

Thooka by BBG Spanks June 14, 2018

My wife left me and took the kids 

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

My wife left me and took the kids by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

Tookoh 

A new commonly used word towards Call of Duty, meaning someone that constantly uses a sniper and is normally very good at Call of Duty.

"Woah bro that guy is absolutely tookoh with the DSR!"

Tookoh by Jskillet January 3, 2013