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when a person winks their asshole at you.
It was a dollar well spent when the stripper twootched me.
twootch by Globfather November 1, 2008
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A trilogy whose third installment is pitiful
Want to have a night in and watch the Matrix Twology
twology by ponyboy5 November 29, 2009

Pulled a twotone

“Pulling a twotone” is used to describe someone who is running away frm opps after constantly netbanging
You see that p*ssy? He just pulled a twotone
Pulled a twotone by Gofundtheopps February 26, 2021
2 grams of weed for 30 dollars.

A few years ago in Australia it was common practice for weed dealers to charge 40 Australian dollars for 2 grams of weed. Out of the blue a great deal starts being offered by entrepreneurial business, 2 grams of weed for 30 dollars which was the birth of the word twofa (Called Twofa 30 in it's earlier days, slang for "Two for 30")
Guy 1: G'day mate got any choof on ya?

Guy 2: Bloody oath I do cobba, my dealer just hooked me up with a twofa of da good shit

Guy 1: What a tope bloke, lets smoke some billys.
twofa by Buchmasser June 20, 2016
An insult for a person. It is a combination of the terms twit and tool. To be used for someone who fits both terms.
What are you doing? You're such a twool.
Twool by OnyxPhoenix August 20, 2019

twomorrows

Leo is excited because his birthday is twomorrows.
Rami and Joey are meeting via conference call twomorrows.
Twomorrows the new coffee shop is scheduled to open.
twomorrows by MikeInDC July 28, 2020