twocka 

From the acronym "TWOC", an activity normally performed by charvers from Elswick or other west end places in Newcastle. Namely the removal of a motor vehicle, a chase around Newcastle then dump it and burn it out in Gateshead.

I'm a fukkin twocka yu fukka!

twocka by benjim April 25, 2003

Twonkatron 

This word means a retarded dumbass

This niggas a twonkatron

Twonkatron by thisisnotjalen February 2, 2021

Twonka bar 

Absolute twat. A mix between a twonk (family friendly version of twat) and a wonka bar. Friendly insult

Person 1: yo this person shagged my mum
Person 2: what a twonka bar

Twonka bar by Twonka bar February 15, 2021

Tockage 

The late night meal or snack occuring between dinner and breakfast

"Kickin' off tonight with some good ol' tockage of Pizza Rolls and ice cream! Did you know that it's scientifically proven that tockage makes people happier by releasing good feel chemicals in their brain? Help make this generation happier by spreading the word! :)"

Tockage by Alex827625 June 16, 2018

twocker

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.

That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!

twocker by pink girrafe February 17, 2006

twackadactyl 

any flying species that attacks tweakers by surprise.

as he pumped gas in the car at night at a well lit gas station at night, the twackadactyl came out of nowhere and buzzed right by his face.

twackadactyl by smacklepuss July 22, 2010

twonkage 

the obsessive overusuage of the word twonk

excessive twonkage sends you straight to twonksville

twonkage by broccoli-sellin-scum October 19, 2006