twocka

From the acronym "TWOC", an activity normally performed by charvers from Elswick or other west end places in Newcastle. Namely the removal of a motor vehicle, a chase around Newcastle then dump it and burn it out in Gateshead.

I'm a fukkin twocka yu fukka!

by benjim April 25, 2003

Benwell Barbeque

A lovely warm toasty fire emenating from a recently crashed and burned out Nissan Micra on a patch of waste ground in Benwell.

"Oh darling, do let's have a Benwell Barbeque tonight!"

by benjim April 25, 2003

RUG

Abbreviation for aRe yoU Gay?

<camp-user> Hiya darlin!
<user> RUG?

by Benjim June 17, 2004

Mariner's Hands

A rather rough and calloused appearence to the palm of the hand, gained though too much "Trumpet Polishing".

That's a right lovely pair of Mariner's Hands you've got there Dad!

by Benjim May 19, 2003