two leg 

Noun. Scottish/Cumbernauld slang for a two litre (2L) bottle of strongbow.

'Scuse me mate you couldn't gea us a jump in for a two leg could you ?

two leg by Wits it called January 3, 2014

death on two legs 

A dangerous person, able to fight.

That old Sergeant, used to be known as death on two legs!

death on two legs by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

Two Legger 

Is a person who is so desperate, their bare minimum of standards, is just two legs.

That girl is so garbage only a two legger would tap that.

Two Legger by Cob07 January 29, 2022

two legged conscience 

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;

Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.

two legged conscience by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011

two legs and a wet patch

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.

It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch

two legs and a wet patch by The_Devon October 19, 2009

Death on two legs 

A song released by the British rock band Queen in the year 1975 as a part of the album "A night at the Opera".

It was penned by Freddie Mercury as a diss track dedicated to Norman Sheffield (Queen's manager at the time) because he screwed them over.

"Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own"

Brian: What's your favorite Queen song?
Roger: Definitely Death on two legs

Death on two legs by JoshTomar February 24, 2022

two legged tuna 

a woman's vagina or a pussy

man your breath smells like you were munchin' on some two legged tuna last night

two legged tuna by 96baybeegurl November 30, 2010