twitterphobic

when you touch grass instead of spending your whole life on tw*tter.

user i forgot the name of: im twitterphobic guys sorry i touch grass

by ai ai aishidove August 19, 2022

Twitterphobia

The fear of someone having an opinion other than yours

Jenifer: Hey remember Becky from middle school

Julie: OMG she had so much Twitterphobia

by chillychili March 30, 2021

twitterholic

A person who is addicted to twitter. They tend to tweet at least 20 times per day, follow at least 200 people, and attain at least 150 followers. Since twitterholics tend to do very little other than use twitter, Twitters intended purpose of quick messages about what you are doing is not enough to satisfy their need to tweet, therefore they carry out conversations, share links, and play games (like Colorwars). Twitterholics are competitive about their stats, trying to post more than anybody else, or have more friends/followers than anybody else (progress can be tracked on twitterholic.com).

Person 1: Hey, wanna go do something?

Person 2: Can't, I gotta tweet a bunch, one of my friends just got to his 10,000th update and I'm still at 9,500!

Person 1: Dude, you're such a twitterholic

by KeatonTech March 30, 2008

twitterphobia

When you are hesitant to follow someone of Twitter because of the fear that they will not follow back.

I have total twitterphobia about following people, they just never follow back!

by humzamumtaz512 March 14, 2012

Twittaphobic

Fear of getting caught in lies due to others obsessive twittering.

When an individual will not associate themselves with anyone who is twittering nearby in fear of their dirty laundry being spread.

Ever since my wife caught me lying to her about going to the titty bar due to my friends twitter, I have become extremity twittaphobic.

by barney_phife September 19, 2009