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Twitterphobia
Twitterphobia by chillychili March 30, 2021
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twitterholic
A person who is addicted to twitter. They tend to tweet at least 20 times per day, follow at least 200 people, and attain at least 150 followers. Since twitterholics tend to do very little other than use twitter, Twitters intended purpose of quick messages about what you are doing is not enough to satisfy their need to tweet, therefore they carry out conversations, share links, and play games (like Colorwars). Twitterholics are competitive about their stats, trying to post more than anybody else, or have more friends/followers than anybody else (progress can be tracked on twitterholic.com).
Person 1: Hey, wanna go do something?
Person 2: Can't, I gotta tweet a bunch, one of my friends just got to his 10,000th update and I'm still at 9,500!
Person 1: Dude, you're such a twitterholic
Person 2: Can't, I gotta tweet a bunch, one of my friends just got to his 10,000th update and I'm still at 9,500!
Person 1: Dude, you're such a twitterholic
twitterholic by KeatonTech March 30, 2008
twitterphobia
When you are hesitant to follow someone of Twitter because of the fear that they will not follow back.
twitterphobia by humzamumtaz512 March 14, 2012
Twittaphobic
Fear of getting caught in lies due to others obsessive twittering.
When an individual will not associate themselves with anyone who is twittering nearby in fear of their dirty laundry being spread.
When an individual will not associate themselves with anyone who is twittering nearby in fear of their dirty laundry being spread.
Ever since my wife caught me lying to her about going to the titty bar due to my friends twitter, I have become extremity twittaphobic.
Twittaphobic by barney_phife September 19, 2009
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