twisted mister 

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation

As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.

twisted mister by Ramon from Espana August 30, 2007

Twisted-mister 

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.

Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump

Twisted-mister by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024

twisted misters 

having a case of diarrhea

I had too many beers last night and woke up with a case of the twisted misters.

twisted misters by anonymous please August 29, 2007

mister twister 

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.

That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.

mister twister by Guido1 March 11, 2008

Mister Twister 

When you and a group of your bros play a game of twister whilst being butt naked

We should play "Mister Twister" after the party

Mister Twister by WaWaWetneSs December 17, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004