twisted mister 

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation

As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.

twisted mister by Ramon from Espana August 30, 2007

Twisted-mister 

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.

Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump

Twisted-mister by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024

twisted misters 

having a case of diarrhea

I had too many beers last night and woke up with a case of the twisted misters.

twisted misters by anonymous please August 29, 2007

mister twister 

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.

That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.

mister twister by Guido1 March 11, 2008

Mister Twister 

When you and a group of your bros play a game of twister whilst being butt naked

We should play "Mister Twister" after the party

Mister Twister by WaWaWetneSs December 17, 2021