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twista-flux 

The inevitable point one reaches after having been awake for 3+(+++....) nights while using crystal meth to remain conscious. Consists of erratic and spontaneous, mostly involuntary movements that combine to form, basically, the silliest goddamn most doffus-ass dance you've ever set eyes upon that follows the looping rhythm that beats on (and on, and on...) inside the heart and soul of whatever gacked out mother fucker happens to be in question.
"Holy shit, bro, did you see that crazy ass fool we just passed?! Man, what the fuck is that guy doing? Walk faster..."

"Nah, chill dog, he just on a str8 twista-flux"
twista-flux by Pish-p-p-Posh May 17, 2016
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Twistaflexing 

The over exaggeration of every movement of the body from someone high on methamphetamines. The user will twist and flex and bend their body in unusual and unnatural ways with every body movement. This typically happens when the user has been awake with no sleep for way to long. Methamphetamines does not effect every person that uses in this way.
Look at the way that tweaker is walking, he's a twistaflexing professional.
Twistaflexing by PrincessPearl85 April 12, 2020

Twistaflexin 

So twacked back and flailed out that you are twisting and moving so uncontrollably that everyone cant help but stare at your ass!
Look at that mofo just straight twistaflexin!!
Twistaflexin by DawnNichole#1* March 12, 2020

twistaflex 

When you've been awake for a few days and have no control over your limbs! They twist and flex on their own accord
Damn did u see that tweeker all twistaflex'n in Walmart?
twistaflex by Devourme June 4, 2018

Twistaflex 

When she looks like a cat about to take a dump but she never does.
"Dangm girl you best a lay off dat stufft you look like twistaflex up in here."
Twistaflex by Padazzol June 16, 2022
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