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A type of Chicago slang, when someone is really confused and talking to their very close friend.
Literally, it is "twi nem, what the fuck? no"
You: I love twizzelers
Close friend: twfno
twfno by 6d54321 January 5, 2021
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conjoined twinophilia

kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"

Twinotisserie 

Its when a person gay or straight engages in a threesome between two male twins taking a position of that of a chicken on a rotisserie. When done correctly the person is spun.
Joe or Joan is receiving anal while giving a blowjob to a set of male twins. He has gone for a ride on the "Twinotisserie"
Twinotisserie by wayoutfront June 27, 2010
twinous loves doctorcock
twinous by Molestinq October 29, 2020

Twinometry 

in a homosexual relationship, there is almost always a "boy" and a "girl". The "boy" is simply the dominant of the two regardless of gender while the "girl" is the submissive. sometimes, there is neither a boy or a girl, and the two are as equals in dominance as identical twins would share equal behaviors recieved by the parents and actions towards each other. In short, a twinometric relationship, the partners are seen as equals instead of having a dominance complex.
Dan: "So, I heard you got yourself a boyfriend... who's on top?"
Tom: "We take turns each night, if you must know. It's a perfect twinometry.

twinology 

twins that are the same
kathy and mai are part of a twinology
twinology by kapoow December 15, 2008
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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