TWFNO

Time Waits for No One

During a deep discussion of the meaning of life and death, Audra texted: "TWFNO!"

by Chet Scourge-Retaliano January 1, 2018

twfno

A type of Chicago slang, when someone is really confused and talking to their very close friend.
Literally, it is "twi nem, what the fuck? no"

You: I love twizzelers
Close friend: twfno

by 6d54321 January 5, 2021

conjoined twinophilia

kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.

Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"

by Chris H., Pip R. January 21, 2007

Twinotisserie

Its when a person gay or straight engages in a threesome between two male twins taking a position of that of a chicken on a rotisserie. When done correctly the person is spun.

Joe or Joan is receiving anal while giving a blowjob to a set of male twins. He has gone for a ride on the "Twinotisserie"

by wayoutfront June 27, 2010

twinous

anarchy.bar on top

twinous loves doctorcock

by Molestinq October 29, 2020

Twinometry

in a homosexual relationship, there is almost always a "boy" and a "girl". The "boy" is simply the dominant of the two regardless of gender while the "girl" is the submissive. sometimes, there is neither a boy or a girl, and the two are as equals in dominance as identical twins would share equal behaviors recieved by the parents and actions towards each other. In short, a twinometric relationship, the partners are seen as equals instead of having a dominance complex.

Dan: "So, I heard you got yourself a boyfriend... who's on top?"
Tom: "We take turns each night, if you must know. It's a perfect twinometry.

by guyswholikeguyswholikeguys September 13, 2009

twinology

twins that are the same

kathy and mai are part of a twinology

by kapoow December 15, 2008