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When you get so excited about something that you just have to tweet about it. Especially true when you don't normally write things on Twitter.

1. Ross had a tweetgasm when a newspaper wrote about his company.

2. Jay just had a tweetgasm when he finished a project he was struggling with. I know this because he just posted it on Twitter and he never uses Twitter.

tweetgasm by JiveMasterT January 7, 2010

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tweetfam

short for Twitter Family. These are our friends that you follow on twitter and are constantly updating. They update so frequently that you know what they are doing every minute of the day. After following them for awhile, you know them so well that you now consider them your family!

Hey, let's go watch toy story 3 with the tweetfam!

She's not a part of our tweetfam because she doesn't tweet enough and doesn't tweet us.

tweetfam by Jonnyvlogs June 29, 2010

Related Words

tweetgasm • Treegasm • textgasm • sweetgasm • testgasm • Tweetas • tweetamendation • Tweetass • tweetassness • Tweetastrophe

Textgasm

When your phone vibrates uncontrollably (has a seizure) from notifications after turning on your phone after it has been dead for a long period of time

"Omg my phone is having a textgasm, all these notifications i feel so special"

Textgasm by Black/white guys October 18, 2011

Treegasm

The yellowish powder all over everything in the spring is the result of the trees and plants "release" in an attempt to reproduce.

Yellow smoke cumming off a tree as the wind is blowing. Do NOT walk through it! It's a Treegasm.

Treegasm by Olges April 22, 2010

TextGasm

The act of Having an Orgasm Via Text

TextGasm "oh baby don't stop, don't stop.. Oh...shit...oh...shit..mmmm...."

TextGasm by SoCo n Porn December 31, 2008

tweetcasting

Live tweeting an event on the social networking site twitter. This usually involves tweeting with a hashtag for the event. Others search for the hashtag and then see all of the tweets with that hashtag.

During the South by Southwest conference Jill was tweetcasting the event by tagging all of her tweets related to the event with #SXSW

tweetcasting by MJ Christenson October 31, 2013

textgasm

The look of euphoria and ecstasy while texting.

Holy shit, man! John just had his sixth textgasm of the night!

textgasm by Benjamind January 11, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026