twebonics 

The comical use of ebonics on twittter.

#Unacceptable 4 U WHORES 2 b poppin off 2nite then carryin ur hot, damp asses into church 2moro disrespectin the church benches...

Now that's twebonics.

twebonics by 1oro July 13, 2009

dwebonics

Similar in historical beginnings as ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of articulate english generally used by those in high-tech fields, Star Trek fans, politicians.

It is characterized as substituing relatively easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.

Dwebonics: "Initiate water propogation through valve manipulation."
English: "Turn on the hose."

Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"

dwebonics by JacknRochNY September 7, 2007

teabonics 

The creative spelling or grammar featured on the various signs used by protesters in the Tea Party movement.

"What does that sign say?"
"Say no to socilism."
"That protester is well-versed in teabonics."

teabonics by thisischris March 30, 2010

teabonics 

using words and hand painted signs to SAY one thing and meaning something tatally different.

go to any tea party demonstration and read the signs that they carry--- you will see teabonics at work

teabonics by jbbruce001 October 13, 2011

turbonics 

The language comprised of a combination of ebonics, white speak, and other made up words. Usually doesn't make much sense. Commonly spoken by Turbo Tony.

Examples of words:

word is "werd"
work is "werk"

"Yo, that was a fantastical concert, but man the lead singer was acting so doi doi!"

"What the heck are you saying?"
"It's turbonics man, act like you know!"

turbonics by Turbo Tony September 4, 2008

teabonics 

Coded phrases of the Tea Party movement, used to indicate which un-American, un-Republican, un-Christian plot to:

- redistribute wealth
- destroy liberties
- take away guns
- destroy marriages via homosexual peer-pressure
- imprison GOP-voting patriots
- implement anarcho-Marxist-fascist-socialist-Communism
- create a one-world government where black people rule
- create FEMA camps that execute dear old grandmas
- install bureaucrats who decide who lives or dies
- make the rich pay for the lazy, dirty poor people

Examples of teabonics:

"Take our country back!" (save us from a black man and changing demographics)

"We believe in states' rights!" (we'd still have slaves if it weren't for Lincoln)

"Say NO to socialism!" (we don't want government to function for the benefit of average people, only corporations and the very rich)

"blah blah blah...Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (see? look! His middle name sounds Middle Eastern...so he's a terrorist!")

"We are a grass-roots movement" (FreedomWorks, Fox News)

teabonics by el_che April 7, 2010

trebonius

A word normally used as an adjective to describe and incident or thing. Can be used as either positive or negative.

I drank way too much last night, i am feeling trebonius.

That party last night was trebonius.

trebonius by jono43 May 24, 2011